Too big to aero. Too fat to fail.
The only interval we hit is happy hour. Party laps. Zero lycra church.
Shop the crimesThe only interval we hit is happy hour. Party laps. Zero lycra church.
Shop the crimesNo race license. No power meter. No apology.
Fatkid Racing is not your average grape smuggler. We do not chase KOMs. We chase the afterparty. If that bothers you, draft someone else.
Stickers and tees incoming. Checkout is still in the pits. Leave your money in your pocket and your opinions on the group ride.
Die-cut reminder that your drivetrain is not a personality.
$6.00
For the sprint to the gas station nachos.
$5.00
The only category we dominate. Participation trophies sold separately.
$32.00
Wind tunnel said no. We printed it anyway.
$34.00